
Vampires are notoriously open to a number of positions, but few include a silver stake to the bareback. And that is exactly how Eric mounts this problem when he seduces Russell’s 700-year-old little Greek boy consort, Talbot. To attack him is to court death (or a very anti-climactic payoff in season five!), but to get behind Russell’s own family could be a much easier revenge. Unfortunately for Eric, Russell is older than the Bible and almost as powerful in certain vampire circles. The vampire responsible is the dementedly awesome Russell Edgington, who will be appearing many more times on this list. One is obviously Sookie Stackhouse, but the others are mostly his long-dead Viking family members that were wiped out by a vampire and a pack of werewolves many centuries ago. But he’s got feelings too.ĭespite his outspoken dismissal of humanity, he constantly gives everything for a handful of humans. Eric Gives It to Talbot from BehindĮric Northman is a complicated vampire, Viking, and sometime-sex god. “We are not fucking puppy dogs!”Īh, they’re just so adorable. Faster than you can say bloodbath, Eric has dispatched all of her men from their heads and Bill was yanking out his wooden stake from Nan’s heart.

Nan hisses, “I saw the way you both looked at her: hungry puppy dogs slobbering over the same juicy bone.”


When Nan, with guards at hand, first threatens Sookie’s life, the two would-be Undead beaus try to play it cool.
